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No, not the Freudian emotional problem.

I would like to announce that this blogger is moving to a different location (only so much storage space on this site, you know). However, I will keep this blog alive (if possible, forever).... NEVERTHELESS all my new entries are going to be elsewhere.

So here's the URL:

http://undergroundatypical.wordpress.com/

Enjoy. I'll change the link on my homepage in a sec.

-cott'n

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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

There is joy and also pain

but the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

Pretty-plain, looney-sane

The ways of the world all will change

and all the ways remain the same

but if you're mad or only sane

the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

We walk in love but fly in chains

And the planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.

shutup voices!!!!!!!! oh, yeah, i have to tear page 388 out of my book OR WHAT??? my lip's going to twitch??? give me a break. i'm not listening to your vague, nonspecific threats anymore.

i was almost three weeks late and my ma had had enough of the stinker growing in her belly

so she went outside and started mowing the lawn. sure enough, she went into labor. later

she made the last of her famous lemon merengue pies, which she has not since had time to

make due to her two little rascals... make that four: two kids, one dog, and daddy.

a bird pooped on my hand while i was biking yesterday and i forgot to tell anyone about it

Chris just called the FDA to inform them that he was taking spironolactone and his potassium level was high... he specified that his serum potassium level was 8. He is not actually taking spironolactone. This is very funny, you must laugh... if you know what spironolactone is (a potassium sparing diuretic) and if you know that a person with a potassium level of 8 wouldn't even be... well nevermind.

you know what i would like to see right now?

a pregnant lady on a bicycle. THAT would be score:1 for the good guys

if/when i get pregnant i will ride my bike everywhere. not that i don't anyway

numbers 1-10 in alphabetical order (english):

8-5-4-9-1-7-6-10-3-2

eight, five, four, nine, one, seven, six, ten, three, two

si prefiere español:

5-4-10-2-9-8-6-7-3-1

cinco, cuatro, diez, dos, nueve, ocho, seis, siete, tres, uno

i provide an invaluable service.

(you know which language i prefer)

estatus solo uso los numeros y no letras